Comedy and Humour

Sarah Simpson

Sarah Simpson Column: Books open up a world of discovery

We try to eat dinner as a family every night. It happens…

 

The District of Saanich’s communications team decided to take part in a viral trend on Thursday and photoshopped U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders into a staff meeting photo. (District of Saanich/Twitter)

Bernie Sanders makes guest appearance municipal staff meeting in B.C.

Vancouver Island firefighters jump on viral trend of photoshopped U.S. senator

 

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Sarah Simpson column: Snowballs fights and dead spiders

Even if it doesn’t end up how we hope, it’s the trying that matters most.

 

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The November wedding of Alida and Josh Beaumont was supposed to be attended by many more family and loved ones. Thanks to pandemic protocol, the pair instead wed in front of eight others, in person, and a live-streaming video camera with the rest of their invited guests watching. The change of plans didn’t put a damper on the ceremony, which was still full of love. (Submitted)

Sarah Simpson column: Keep coming back with love

It wasn’t the 50-person wedding they’d wanted, but you know what? It was all they needed.

The November wedding of Alida and Josh Beaumont was supposed to be attended by many more family and loved ones. Thanks to pandemic protocol, the pair instead wed in front of eight others, in person, and a live-streaming video camera with the rest of their invited guests watching. The change of plans didn’t put a damper on the ceremony, which was still full of love. (Submitted)
Head out to Belcarra Road to witness this beautiful Christmas light display. (Submitted)

Sarah Simpson column: There’s nothing wrong with making new traditions

Christmas lights still shine bright, despite changes

Head out to Belcarra Road to witness this beautiful Christmas light display. (Submitted)
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Sarah Simpson Column: Tossing traditions and beginning anew

I got a little closer. And then closer still. Nope, not dirt. Mould.

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Sarah Simpson Column: Making memories amid the mess

I’ve taught my four-year-old to crack eggs.

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Sarah Simpson Column: If you don’t have anything nice to say…

Dear Sarah, the letter began. I hope you mail a note from…

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Sarah Simpson Column: Shining lights make things alright

Not so much now that it’s getting soggy, but in the weeks…

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Of course I took a photo of Slither after its rescue. (Sarah Simpson/Citizen)

Sarah Simpson Column: To warm hearts, all you need is a stamp

I did something the other day that made my heart warm. I…

Of course I took a photo of Slither after its rescue. (Sarah Simpson/Citizen)
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Sarah Simpson column: The joys of a junk drawer

Everything you don’t need, and a few things you do

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Planning a birthday party in the middle of a worldwide pandemic must be done with great care and love. (Sarah Simpson/Citizen)

Sarah Simpson Column: Birthdays in the time of COVID-19

It was a couple of weekends ago, now, that I had the…

Planning a birthday party in the middle of a worldwide pandemic must be done with great care and love. (Sarah Simpson/Citizen)
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Sarah Simpson Column: Snakes and Ladders full of ups and downs

Board games produce big feelings in little people

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Sarah Simpson Column: Bugging out teaches Mom a lesson

Sarah Simpson Column: Bugging out teaches Mom a lesson

“A cricket, a cricket!” I said in The Voice.

Sarah Simpson Column: Bugging out teaches Mom a lesson
Sarah Simpson Column: A rainforest full of hideous warthogs

Sarah Simpson Column: A rainforest full of hideous warthogs

In The Twits , it was “you rotten old turnip” and “you old warthog”.

Sarah Simpson Column: A rainforest full of hideous warthogs
The direction sign was clear but my mind was apparently not when we turned right instead of left on the trail. (Sarah Simpson/Citizen)

Sarah Simpson Column: Mistakes will happen but kindness prevails

You know those jerks who always follow the trail directions wrong? I…

The direction sign was clear but my mind was apparently not when we turned right instead of left on the trail. (Sarah Simpson/Citizen)
His and hers laptop/tablet computers, complete with keyboards, some type of video messaging system that only works between the two units, and games such as ‘Oxygen Battle’ and ‘Pyramid’. (Sarah Simpson/Citizen)

Sarah Simpson Column: Creativity, and smoke, yields two new ‘computers’

My son opted to empty the recycling bin of all its boxes and create stuff.

His and hers laptop/tablet computers, complete with keyboards, some type of video messaging system that only works between the two units, and games such as ‘Oxygen Battle’ and ‘Pyramid’. (Sarah Simpson/Citizen)
Sarah Simpson column: Scaling a mountain and life lessons

Sarah Simpson column: Scaling a mountain and life lessons

“When was the last time we went up Old Baldy?”

Sarah Simpson column: Scaling a mountain and life lessons